Well, I drank too much and quit that. I smoked too much and I quit that. But I could never love my wife too much and she loves me and we’ve been together 28 years. I figure that means I’m doing something right.
– opie2 (Reddit User)
Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.
Remember that children, marriages, and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get.
I blindfold my wife – it’s not what you think – and I led her into the bathroom. I already filled up the tub, sprinkled in rose petals, and lit 300 candles in there. Who says romances isn’t fun? Or hard work?
A good husband makes a good wife.
– John Florio
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
– Rita Rudner
“I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense of humor. You don’t want any woman to look under the carpet because there’s lots of flaws underneath. Joanne believes my character in a film we did together, “Mr. and Mrs. Bridge” comes closest to who I really am. I personally don’t think there’s one character who comes close… but I learned a long time ago not to disagree on things that I don’t have a solid opinion about.”